Everett Now?

I thought my eyes were deceiving me. A gasoline tanker creates a living Hell in Everett and the biggest headline in the print edition of the newspaper known as BostonNOW (download PDF) reads:

Massacre at the Mall

Memo to staff: Everett is a working class community in the Boston area. Omaha is in Nebraska. Nebraska is not Massachusetts.

I guess that's why you can't get a screenshot of this amazing piece of journalism.